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June 18, 2013
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rupindre:

awkward-syndr0me:

So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated  on Tumblr and turned this in.

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this didn’t happen

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June 18, 2013
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nintendogs64:

I’m gonna be that dad who takes selfies with every embarassing thing my kid does like walk in on him/her having sex, catch them smoking weed, bail them from jail

I’m probably a horrible father for thinking my kid will do these things but lets be real here my instagram will be a #1 hit

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June 17, 2013
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winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child

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June 17, 2013
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death-by-lulz: AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN

death-by-lulz:


AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN

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June 17, 2013
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submissivefeminist: News flash: If I dress like a slut when I go out, it’s probably not for you.

submissivefeminist:

News flash: If I dress like a slut when I go out, it’s probably not for you.

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June 17, 2013
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June 16, 2013
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Tags: original fangirl

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June 16, 2013
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writing-away:

isn’t it ironic
how we kill
flowers
because we
think that
they are
beautiful

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June 16, 2013
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death-by-lulz: theclearlydope: Man of Selfie.

death-by-lulz:

theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.